Cast of two: Customer and Café Barista.
Customer: All the international disasters these days – it’s simply appalling!
Barista: I know! There was the tsunami, that hurricane, those wars, the famine and the nuclear you-know-what; it just goes on and on. It’s terrible.
Customer: Exactly! I mean – I’m not made of bloody money!
Barista: Right, then. That’s one large latte, one organic Danish and an Amaretto biscuit. That’ll be £8.20, please!
END OF SKETCH